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chocolateonmyshoe:

everyonedies:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

madeupmonkeyshit:

leonardo dicaprio turnt up


i can’t stop looking at the guy on the left

what about the guy on the right looking at his ass
puertoricanpocahontas rockinjd
Cosmo Sex Tip #31

superaunaturelle:

During sex, surprise him with an extremely sexy orgasm moan by making the THX theme sound at the top of your lungs

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Wanda Sex Tip #466

turntechgiraffegod:

Instead of moaning , inform him that Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.

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eurodose:

if you don’t grab her ass while you make out with her you are doing it wrong bruh

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eurodose suchalackofserotonin
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master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life
onlylolgifs i-will-fall-for-y0u
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marcelozzz pissificocean

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

image

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risarei jenelly-belly

moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

image

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yorshs sburke923
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boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years

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