During sex, surprise him with an extremely sexy orgasm moan by making the THX theme sound at the top of your lungs
Instead of moaning , inform him that Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.
if you don’t grab her ass while you make out with her you are doing it wrong bruh
finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters
whys tumblr always so dead on sundays
no post on sundays
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years